Thursday, March 09, 2006

Hamas Peace Jihad: Last Day--Where's Our Money? 

In the name of Allah the most Gracious the most Merciful
"And he said to his servants: Put their money into their bags..."
Press Statement

Don't try to tell us the check is in the mail, or held up in some worthless sub-committee.

Ok, we've sent out some press releases and made nice with everyone. Now where the heck is our money? Don't you know Abdul has a family to feed?

We're not going to beg for it you know. It's bad enough that we've had to send out ambiguous press releases, making people question our credentials. Frankly, it's humiliating, and if we weren't facing bankruptcy and an annoying "I told you so" from Arafat's chain-smoking Deputy Idiot, well, we never would have done it. But that's all blood under the bridge now, isn't it? So let's just all move forward together.

Please, in the name of Allah most merciful -- and generous! -- this is our last memo on the subject. We have nothing against peace. Just because we want all Zionists dead and buried on someone else's land doesn't mean we're guaranteeing that we're the ones who are going to do it! We're not going to say it again.

So send the money.

Thank you.

Reference Related Press Releases:
Peace Jihad: Day 4--Name Change
Peace Jihad: Day 3--Trust
Peace Jihad: Day 2--Invention
Peace Jihad: Day 1--Fundraising

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The Islamic Resistance Movement
Hamas/Hamaz - Palestine
Thrusday 8th Safar 1427H

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