- Hey baby what's your clan?
- You want to come over to my apartment and see my weapons cache?
- That burlap sack would look a whole lot better crumpled up in a heap on my bedroom floor.
- Wow, from what I can see, your eyes are prettier than my other wives. Can you cook?
- Hey babe, I saw you from across the room and I just had to ask: what do you look like?
- Meeting you here makes me want to quit HDate.
- One look at you makes me wanna run home and ululate. Care to join me?
- Are you a virgin? Because when I saw you I was sure I'd had a work accident and gone straight to paradise.
- I think I hear Israeli helicopters. Why don't we get out of here and hide out together at my place for the night?
- If I told you that was a detonator in my pocket, would you blow me?
Thanks to
Goofball and
JDaters Anonymous for inspiration.
