Friday, January 06, 2006
In those days there were many ways to attack a castle or walled city:
In the end, the invading Islamic forces chose instead to destabilize the walls by digging under them and blowing up explosive charges. It didn't work. The walls held long enough to turn back the invaders.
And thus an historic opportunity was lost, the chance for a golden Islamic age of peace that was never to be, history's canvas splattered instead with the blood of three more centuries' senseless resistance to unrelenting Jihad. The peace so many have yearned for, possible only in an age of Islamic supremacy, was forced to wait for the steady plodding progress of human rights to make it possible. Basic human rights, like the right to resist occupation (or not, depending on who the occupier is), the right to self-determination (or not, depending on who the self is), and the right to march in protest with stupid signs and have the world take your every grievance seriously.
If only the Turks had known how easily defensive walls can be breached if it is done the right way. But they never realized their greatest weapon wasn't a catapult or a barrel of explosives. They never even wielded their greatest siege weapon: their inalienable human rights. How different things could have been:
|Emporor Leopold, I've come to inform you of a problem, for that clanking noise you hear outside the city walls is an army come to besiege you.|
|What! How can such a thing be!? Prepare the burning oils and the boulders with which we will repel their siege towers. Notify the archers of the position of their catapults, at once! Go now!|
|But your royal Emporerness, this army is a most perplexing force, for they come with no siege towers, nor catapults either! Perhaps you should look for yourself Sire.|
|Oh very well, I'll just saunter over to this little window over here, if I must, and have a peek at... Good Lord!!!|
|Here Squire, take this note with which we will sue for peace. Notify the brick layers that they are to begin unlaying all the bricks, immediately. And Squire, in the end, this will be a good thing, do not fear. For we shall live in peace now, in a land governed by the principles of human rights. All will be well.|
|Uh, Ok, sure thing Your Royal Spinelessness, I'll pass that little note to the Pasha and I'll be sure to mention that bit about the golden age of peace. By the way, Sire, why are they putting up those tall wooden posts with the ropes hanging down?|
|Just a harmless little piffle I'm sure Squire, perhaps some newfangled Moorish invention to hang dead chickens out of the reach of stray dogs. Or mayhaps it has something to do with the strange man holding that shiny box with the word "Reuters" on it, but it doesn't really matter. Do not be alarmed. Remember, you now have rights, too.|
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