Tuesday, January 17, 2006
HDate -- The Exciting New Hamas Singles Site
Admit it. It's not easy for today's young Hamas singles. Who has the time to meet that special someone while still giving your heart and soul and blood to the Jihad?
Fortunately, HDate is here to help!
Welcome to HDate, the premier Hamas singles cell on the web. You won't find a site anywhere that matches more eager young virgins and aspiring Shahids -- at least not this side of Paradise!
As the modern alternative to traditional arranged marriages between complete strangers, HDate is the perfect place for young, active, militant Hamas men and women to wage their Jihad for love. And HDate's explosive growth almost guarantees you'll find that perfect someone. Our extensive listings, including attractive pictures and important details about each young single, help you quickly zoom in and target the match of your dreams. Simply create a profile and we'll have hordes of desireable HDate members beating down your door quicker than a Mossad hit squad.
Take a sample peek at some of the quality singles you're likely to meet when you join HDate:
So sign up for HDate today. It's the next best thing to blowing yourself up!
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If you really, really liked this -- or even really, really hated it -- there's lots more:
Fortunately, HDate is here to help!
Welcome to HDate, the premier Hamas singles cell on the web. You won't find a site anywhere that matches more eager young virgins and aspiring Shahids -- at least not this side of Paradise!
As the modern alternative to traditional arranged marriages between complete strangers, HDate is the perfect place for young, active, militant Hamas men and women to wage their Jihad for love. And HDate's explosive growth almost guarantees you'll find that perfect someone. Our extensive listings, including attractive pictures and important details about each young single, help you quickly zoom in and target the match of your dreams. Simply create a profile and we'll have hordes of desireable HDate members beating down your door quicker than a Mossad hit squad.
Take a sample peek at some of the quality singles you're likely to meet when you join HDate:
Women Seeking Men... | |
 | 19/Female Marital Status: Virgin Interests: Jihad, Islam, Raising sons, Underwater Burqa Weaving Turnoffs: Infidels, Kippas, Men who can't share their feelings |
 | 32/Female Marital Status: Non-Virgin (still under appeal) Interests: Jihad, Islam, Raising sons, Handing out sweets Turnoffs: Non-Believers, Hebrew in bed, Men who shave |
 | 18/Female Marital Status: Virgin Interests: Jihad, Islam, Raising sons, Staying Indoors Turnoffs: Kosher food, Men who leave the seat up, Being allowed to drive |
 | 23/Female Marital Status: Virgin Interests: Jihad, Islam, Raising sons, Cheerleading Turnoffs: Unloaded weapons, Long fuses, Informers |
| Men Seeking Women... | |
 | 18/Male Marital Status: Virile Interests: Jihad, Islam, Explosives, First Aid Turnoffs: Girls who don't shave, Weepy goodbyes |
 | 18/Male Marital Status: Virile Interests: Jihad, Islam, Automatic Weapons, Oprah Turnoffs: Non-Smokers, Fatah girls |
| And, we at HDate are painfully aware of difficulties related to certain -- shall we say -- "demographic disadvantages" inherent in the execution of our ideology. However, in light of this issue, we address the problem with an extra section: | |
| Openminded... | |
 | 20/20/Females Marital Status: Virgins Interests: Jihad, Islam, Exploring Turnoffs: Lonely nights with no one to hold |
So sign up for HDate today. It's the next best thing to blowing yourself up!
Technorati Tags: hamas, dating, singles, satire, love jihad
