Saturday, May 21, 2005
Top 10 Signs it's Time to Retire from P.A Security
- Started cutting the fuses too short.
- Photographed by Reuters without your scarf over your face
- Rashid Abu Shabak just asked if he could speak with you alone for a few minutes.
- Can't afford to lose your remaining hand in another work accident
- John Lennon's song "Give Peace a Chance" stuck in your head.
- Finally want time for pleasure reading, "Mein Kampf" and "The Protocols" have been sitting on your nightstand too long.
- Can't remember the proper ratio of nails to ball-bearings any more
- Want more free time to attend your kids' school presentations, son is first leaper in this year's "Flaming Rings of Death" show
- Rest of the family voted Hamas.
- Starting to wonder what Arafat did with all that aid money.
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