Saturday, May 21, 2005

Top 10 Signs it's Time to Retire from P.A Security 

  1. Started cutting the fuses too short.
  2. Photographed by Reuters without your scarf over your face
  3. Rashid Abu Shabak just asked if he could speak with you alone for a few minutes.
  4. Can't afford to lose your remaining hand in another work accident
  5. John Lennon's song "Give Peace a Chance" stuck in your head.
  6. Finally want time for pleasure reading, "Mein Kampf" and "The Protocols" have been sitting on your nightstand too long.
  7. Can't remember the proper ratio of nails to ball-bearings any more
  8. Want more free time to attend your kids' school presentations, son is first leaper in this year's "Flaming Rings of Death" show
  9. Rest of the family voted Hamas.
  10. Starting to wonder what Arafat did with all that aid money.

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