Friday, January 06, 2006
A peek at parts of a few of my favorites:
- Terrorists Enroll in Sewing Class after TSA relaxes "carry on" prohibitions
Kathy Delaney, the 65 year-old woman who ran the 'Knitting Sisters of Christ' sewing class out of her home, said that the three showed up for the first class and immediately began asking about sewing scissors.
- Dear Cindy!
I have a quick math question for you: Jerry was 6 years old when his mother was 30. Now she is twice his age. How old is Jerry?
Curious in Copper Springs
Jerry is dead, killed in some far away land for oil and a neo-con agenda that only benefits a very chosen few in this world. His mother is grieving and driving an electric car.
- Hillary Clinton Caught Eating Child
"Wait'll the Republicans get a hold of this," he lamented. "They'll start running ads that say, 'Do you want a child-eater as President?' That's got to hurt her chances in the red states."
- Israel Offers to Move Iran to Stone Age
"All this talk of helping each other move, it just warms my heart,” said UN Chief Kofi Annan. “I love it when my kids play nice."
- CBS Says Technical Error Created Hell Ambiance for Bush Address
nope, you'll have to click and see this one for yourself.