Thursday, March 09, 2006

Work Accidents? There are no work accidents! 

Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas meets a delegation of Palestinian women (not seen) at his office in Palestinian Authority headquarters in the West Bank city of Ramallah March 7, 2006. REUTERS/Loay Abu Haykel
I actually haven't the slightest idea how Mr. Abbas lost his fingers. It just needed to be said.

(And to those of you who will call me insensitive, I plead guilty. But bear in mind what a good time you probably had ridiculing Ariel Sharon's tragic fatness -- and he was immense -- or how much fun you are going to have with Ehud Olmert's unfortunate combover. So let's all just lighten up a bit and try ridiculing the heck out of each other instead of supporting jihad. Give peace a chance.)

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