Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Who knew Vilsack was such a great speaker?
In reality, it looks more like Dean's handlers were taking no chances of repeating recent embarrassments, and slipped some extra Zoloft into the Chairman's steak tartar.
Then again, maybe the picture's explanation is much simpler: "Hey Tom! Have I got spinach stuck between my teeth?"
Alas, if we could only read the great man's thoughts, what might we learn?
- "This... bozo... droning... on...and on... can't... fight it... must move... one finger... activate... cyanide capsule... implanted in cheek...."
- "Oh no, did he say great state of Idaho? Or Iowa? Damn, damn, damn. Ok, ok, Howard, get a grip. I'll just skip the intro..."
- "What the hell is going on here? I'm surrounded by white Christians! If they dropped me off at the wrong hall, I'm gonna..."
- "Iowa... Iowa... Why does that ring such a bell? Oh Eeeeaarggggggghhhhhh"!"