Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Have You Seen Islamic Girls Basketball? 

For about half the population, the answer is most definitely no. But at least there is such a thing as Islamic Girls Basketball.

Now what we need to see next is a Saudi Arabian Women's Stock Car Racing Circuit. That's when we'll know things are really changing, when the women are zooming around the track -- no chauffeurs -- while the men in keffiyehs loiter in the infield campers drinking cans of non-alcoholic beer or barbecuing outside their campers.

We'll probably have to delay an Al Qaeda Women's Mud Wrestling League for another generation. Pity.

(Hat tip to Gus Van Horn)

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