Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Now what we need to see next is a Saudi Arabian Women's Stock Car Racing Circuit. That's when we'll know things are really changing, when the women are zooming around the track -- no chauffeurs -- while the men in keffiyehs loiter in the infield campers drinking cans of non-alcoholic beer or barbecuing outside their campers.
We'll probably have to delay an Al Qaeda Women's Mud Wrestling League for another generation. Pity.
(Hat tip to Gus Van Horn)