Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Jack, of Jack in the Box fame, and the Burger King were seen fleeing for their lives in the direction of the US embassy. Rumors that Colonel Sanders has gone into hiding are unfounded, as the Colonel is actually already dead and therefore impervious to rekilling. Some analysts are suggesting that the Colonel's tactics may point the way to a solution to the global crisis: blame everything on people who are already dead.
Protesters on the scene remarked, "Die, Infidel scum, die, we will hack you to death with machetes for the Honor of the Prophet (may your pieces be upon him)."
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