Tuesday, March 28, 2006
But to claim that's all he said would be to misrepresent the stunning breadth and all-encompassing scope of his speech. Mr. Gaddafi also:
- ...invited Hugh Hefner to a slumber party in honor of the 20th anniversary of Mr. Gaddafi's invention of the silk jammie.
- ...caused a beauty mark to spontaneously sprout on his own face through the force of his mega-will, just to clearly illustrate to Cindy Crawford that they really look much better closer to the nose.
- ...declared himself the world's only real pimp and warned all the other suckas out there better check themselves.
- ...announced that Prince owes him royalties and 20 years of back interest for his unauthorized use of the color purple, which Gaddafi has trademarked in Libya.
They're all just jealous.