Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Gaddafi Also Said
Did you hear that Libyan President Muammar Gaddafi was kind enough to lecture the US on the finer points of democracy based on his unique perspective as the leader of the world's only true democracy? He did:
But to claim that's all he said would be to misrepresent the stunning breadth and all-encompassing scope of his speech. Mr. Gaddafi also:
They're all just jealous.
If you really, really liked this -- or even really, really hated it -- there's lots more:
Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi addresses the media in Khartoum, Sudan January 24, 2006. Gaddafi lectured a U.S. audience on democracy on Thursday and said Libya is the only real democracy in the world. (Antony Njuguna/Reuters)
- ...invited Hugh Hefner to a slumber party in honor of the 20th anniversary of Mr. Gaddafi's invention of the silk jammie.
- ...caused a beauty mark to spontaneously sprout on his own face through the force of his mega-will, just to clearly illustrate to Cindy Crawford that they really look much better closer to the nose.
- ...declared himself the world's only real pimp and warned all the other suckas out there better check themselves.
- ...announced that Prince owes him royalties and 20 years of back interest for his unauthorized use of the color purple, which Gaddafi has trademarked in Libya.
Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi, center is seen between two body guards as he attends the opening session of the annual summit of the Arab League [...] (AP Photo/ Nasser Nasser)
