Monday, May 23, 2005

What Could Have Been 

Sigh. I always wanted to be a big league baseball player. Might have made it too, except for a glaring lack of talent. But now I see what the problem must have been, too much email:

Cubs right-hander Carlos Zambrano has been told to cut back on his computer time because the hours he's spending typing could be contributing to his elbow problems.
If only I'd hired a typist all those years. If only...

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