Thursday, May 04, 2006

Caption Contest Results 

As promised, here are the results of this week's Caption Contest. Thanks to everyone who participated!

Picture 1:


The Elder of Ziyon said: "Members of Fatah attempt to break the world record of people singing 'If you hate Jews and you know it, clap your hands.'"

Wade from Shallow Verb offers: "Palestinians prove to authorities that they have not been working in the 'family business' by showing all of their fingers."

Regina Clare Jane of I Still See a Spark In You suggested: "Ok, fellas, altogether now... 'Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack all dressed in black, black, black, she had three buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back...'"

And her husband added: "Palestinians showing how much actual land they will concede to Israel..."

Modernity Blog said: "I hate this western decadent 'clapping', why can't we go back to the nice 'Heil Hitler' salute?"

Scottage at Perspectives of a Nomad closes this one up with: "Look, we're squishing your Zionist head!"

Picture 2:


ExpatEgghead offered: "Gaza residents got a rare treat when a fashion parade was held to show off the efforts of local design students. Here 'Abu FlogEm' shows off the latest in combat fatigues and matching accessories but lost points because he left his mandatory firearm at home. Better luck next time Abu!"

The inimitable Chainik Hocker weighed in with; "Joan Rivers: Oh, weah heah at the blue-and white cahpet faw the Fifty Seventh Annual Salute To Israel Parade, live in byooootahfuhl downtown Ramalah!"

The Elder of Ziyon said: "The humanitarian crisis continues in Gaza, where impoverished Palestinians are forced to use flags as sidewalks due to the collective economic punishment of the Zionists."

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