Monday, June 12, 2006
Welcome to Hell, Mr. Samhadana
Welcome to Hell Mr. Samhadana. Your table is ready. Will Mr. Zarqawi be dining with you?

Please eat quickly as we have a very busy schedule to keep. Flaming shuffle board starts in about 5 minutes, followed by flaming lap swimming an hour later, and flaming basket weaving an hour after that. We've also got you scheduled for a three o'clock flaming high-colonic followed by a flaming body wrap and peel. So eat up now, enjoy those raisins! You earned them.
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Please eat quickly as we have a very busy schedule to keep. Flaming shuffle board starts in about 5 minutes, followed by flaming lap swimming an hour later, and flaming basket weaving an hour after that. We've also got you scheduled for a three o'clock flaming high-colonic followed by a flaming body wrap and peel. So eat up now, enjoy those raisins! You earned them.
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