Monday, August 22, 2005

Help Wanted: Palestinian "Police" 

Elder of Ziyon is in fine form with his help wanted ad for new Palestinian policemen:

WANTED: New Palestinian policemen. Must have fired at Jews. Will consider rock throwers. A previous stint in jail a plus. We will do a background check to ensure previous membership in terror organizations. Send resume, along with references, blackmail and threats to shoot us, to: Abu Abbas, on top of Arafat's grave, Ramallah
The rest of his post gives solid context to the humor. While his ad is funny, he shows us the situation is not.

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