Tuesday, September 06, 2005

New N. Korean slogan to feed the starving masses 

Kim Jong Il, touring a formerly barren plain where now "all kinds of crops undulate in the wind," unveiled his new slogan for solving food crises in his famished land:

Heaps of manure precisely mean heaps of rice!
Hey, if the people will eat it, why not! North Korean Juche genius at work. Good luck with the new campaign Mr. Il.

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