Sunday, January 08, 2006

Lost Your Keys? 

A little advice.

You've lost your keys. You know they absolutely have to be somewhere in the house even though you've checked absolutely everywhere -- the quiet whisper with which these missing keys taunt you has you starting to think about a little time at a Rest and Handcrafts Facility. Please, please, before you check yourself in, first check your wastebaskets -- you can wait until no one's looking, but please, just check them. Especially before you or a cleaning person empties them into the great-abyss-of-no-return. This applies even more so if your house is inhabited by children and you can't actively and suspiciously watch each and every one of the little rascals 24/7.

This has been a Public Service Announcement. We now return you to your regularly scheduled stream of rants and diatribes.

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