Sunday, May 07, 2006
That's Not Fair! No More Petrol Bombs?

Palestinians sit at a closed gas station in the West Bank city of Ramallah May 7, 2006. All areas of the Palestinian economy have been hard hit by an Israeli and Western embargo imposed after the Islamic militant group Hamas took over the government. REUTERS/Loay Abu Haykel
And yes, I'm aware of images like these:

A Palestinian child of a government employee covers her mouth with protest signs during a demonstration demanding the payment of salaries to workers of the Palestinian Authority by the Hamas-led government in the West Bank city of Nablus Saturday May 6, 2006. (AP Photo/Majdi Mohammed)
Of course I am against funding Hamas to pay for petrol bombs to be thrown back at us the very next day, but I hope food and aid shipments will continue to be provided as needed to help affected civilians. But meanwhile, with all this crisis Hamas is creating for itself and its people by maintaining a hardline refusal to negotiate or consider the right to exist of the Jewish state, I can't help being reminded of the scene in Blazing Saddles in which Cleavon Little threatens to blow his own head off unless he is allowed to escape -- of course in Blazing Saddles that technique actually worked because the crowd really was that dumb.
Meanwhile in between the present reality and future threatened humanitarian catastrophes lies a brief interlude for the Hamas government, and the people who elected it, to consider a phrase which has been around long enough in the West to become a bit of a cliche: "Guns, or butter." Hamas threatens Israel at gunpoint and expects Israeli butter to be handed over.
It is apparently human nature to want both guns and butter at the same time, yet human fate to eventually have to choose. Let's all send out strong mental vibes together and in harmony: "Choose butter, choose butter,..."