Wednesday, December 14, 2005
I always knew the terrorism bottleneck wouldn't be finding enough volunteers to blow themselves up, but finding the 72 virgins required to service each martyr's remaining pieces. After the Women-of-Hamas rallies start thinning out, look for Hamas upper management to start going door to door.
It must be quite motivating to the virgin-inspired bombers to know that the women chosen for their eternal harem had to wear a hood over their faces to get the job. But I'm just a superficial westerner, so it probably isn't really a problem.